As a kid, I had a hard time reading. I really did. I used to struggle with my reading. But now I have this ability to look at things differently as a result of what I thought was a handicap. Now it's really a strength.
A'ight. Let's jump in this thing.
Now as a result of what I thought was a handicap, I just get these random thoughts popping in my head, and people like them. It's dope, like for instance.
Why are stay-at-home moms always gone?
If we only use 10% of our brain, how do we know that we're only using 10% of our brain?
Is the word "tofu" short for "trying to fool you"?
Is it okay to re-gift a gift card as long as there's still a little something on it?
When it comes to sharks, what's so great about the white ones? Dun, dun dun, dun dun, dun dun. (Shark warning music)
85% of people admit they're not good at math. I'm glad I'm part of the other 22%.
Do vegetarians really love animals as much as I do? I could eat them up.
Can I call a white duck a "Quacker"? I know. Only a white duck can call a white duck a quacker.
Should you tell people you go to private school?
If you're attracted to someone of a different nationality, are you having mixed feelings?
Why is "Abbreviation" such a long word?
Is it considered natural childbirth if the baby comes out with an Afro?
I met a woman who had one callous on her foot. Does that I met a unicorn?
If you say that somebody is unbelievable, are you technically calling them a liar?
What do you say when an atheist sneezes? "Good luck with that, dog."
Why are there no mirrors in the self-checkout?
For every single person subscribed, a child in Africa ... don't nothing happen.
When someone from Mexico visits America, do their friends say to them, "Whatever you do, be sure to drink the water."
If I had a nickel for every time somebody told me my math was wrong, I'd have $2.83.
When you buy a guitar, does it come with a free pair of skinny jeans?
I think sometimes, people take marble for granite.
I noticed that no one seems to care about the outer city youth.
If a woman gets pregnant in Vegas, does the baby have to stay there?
If God clapped his hands, wouldn't that make a big bang?
We all have some sort of setbacks. What I like to say is that your setback is part of your set-up, so you can deliver what you're called to deliver. So if you just recalibrate and look at it differently, you're probably gone pull some strength from that thing. I love you. I'm out.
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